The duality of a programmer's existence in one perfect image. On "Weeding Day" we're in our natural habitat—pajama pants, hoodie, looking like we just crawled out of a cave after a 72-hour debugging session. But when that RTX 4090 and 64GB RAM finally arrive? Suddenly we're suited up like we're attending our code's wedding. Nothing transforms a developer faster than new hardware. The irony is we'll be right back in those pajamas within 24 hours, but for one glorious moment, we're James Bond installing drivers.