Dot files Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute tragedy of every Neovim convert's life! 😭 There you are, being PEER PRESSURED by some terminal zealot who swears Neovim will change your life if you just add 47 more plugins, configure 239 more settings, and memorize keyboard shortcuts that require you to contort your fingers like a professional pianist with a vendetta. Meanwhile, you're drowning in tears trying to remember how to save a file without accidentally launching a nuclear missile. The endless promise of "just one more config" is the biggest lie since "I've read and agree to the terms of service." Your IDE is RIGHT THERE, silently judging you as you spiral into dot-file madness!