Dongle-hell Memes

You know what's worse than a laptop with no USB ports? A laptop with no ports at all . Apple's design philosophy has reached peak minimalism where they've apparently decided that physical connectivity is so 2010. Need to plug something in? That'll be $79 for a dongle, another $49 for the adapter, and your dignity. The collective horror on everyone's faces perfectly captures every developer's reaction when they realize their new MacBook can't connect to literally anything without a small fortune in accessories. Sure, it's thin and sleek, but so is a credit card and that's not a computer either.