Domain hoarding Memes

THE AUDACITY to compare my domain-buying habit to "compulsive shopping"! 💅 Excuse me, but those 37 domain names I purchased at 3 AM are not just impulse buys—they're investments in my future genius ! Sure, I haven't touched my last 12 side projects, but THIS ONE will definitely become the next billion-dollar startup! My wallet is sobbing, my projects folder is a graveyard of dreams, and GoDaddy sends me birthday cards now, but how DARE you judge me for securing www.definitely-will-code-this-someday.com! It's called being VISIONARY, sweetie!