Distracted-programmer Memes

When your girlfriend is wondering why you're not paying attention to her, but you're too busy pondering the eternal mysteries of JSON parsing. Is it a person? Is it a data format? Why does JavaScript treat it like both? Should I use JSON.parse() or JSON.stringify() ? Did I remember to handle the error case? The philosophical weight of serialization is just too heavy to think about anything else right now. Bonus points if you've ever actually named a variable "json" and then spent 20 minutes debugging why your code broke, only to realize you shadowed the global JSON object. Peak engineering right there.