Digital afterlife Memes

The existential dread of Android developers hits different! Nothing like worrying about your digital legacy while Google breathes down your neck with update requirements. That reply though... "You can access them through the cloud" is peak developer humor. Sure, because we all know the afterlife has excellent WiFi and Google account recovery options. Maybe St. Peter is running OAuth2 at the pearly gates? Forget writing a will for your house—gotta set up that posthumous CI/CD pipeline to keep your apps compliant with whatever Material Design version they're on by 2073.