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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Developer patience Memes

Posts tagged with Developer patience

Just One More Minute

Devops Testing Programming Git
5 months ago 462.1K views 1 shares
Just One More Minute
Ah, the mythical "soon" of Continuous Integration pipelines. Like waiting for a bus in the rain, except the bus is your code and the rain is your deadline. The elf's "soon" is the same "soon" your build has been running for the last 45 minutes. At this point, you could have walked to production and deployed the code by hand. But here we are, refreshing Jenkins and contemplating if we'll ever see our families again.

Ittakesforever

C++ Python Programming Backend
1 year ago 273.4K views 0 shares
Ittakesforever
Ah, the eternal struggle of a C++ developer forced to run Python code! While C++ executes at lightning speed (because it's compiled directly to machine code), Python's interpreted nature means you could literally decompose waiting for that data processing script to finish. The skeleton represents the C++ dev who started the Python script, went for coffee, came back, had lunch, and still found themselves staring at the terminal waiting for completion. The irony is exquisite - the language known for memory management efficiency reduced to watching another language inefficiently chug along. Some say the skeleton is still waiting to this day...

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