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Believe Them

Debugging Agile Programming

4 hours ago 62.8K views 0 shares

Believe Them

When a dev says they'll fix a bug in 1 hour, they genuinely believe it. They've already mentally solved it, refactored the entire module, and written the unit tests. What they haven't accounted for is: the bug being in legacy code written by someone who's now unreachable, three dependency conflicts, a missing environment variable that only exists in production, and the realization that fixing this one thing breaks two other things. So yeah, believe them. They'll fix it in 1 hour. Just don't ask which hour, or on which day, or in what timezone. The optimism is real, the timeline is... negotiable.

Every Weekend: The Two-Day Delusion

Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend Backend

10 months ago 192.0K views 0 shares

Every Weekend: The Two-Day Delusion

Oh. My. GAWD. The AUDACITY of our brains to convince us that a new coding project will take "just 2 days" when in reality it transforms into a CATASTROPHIC NIGHTMARE of tangled code that looks like someone let a toddler play with spaghetti and electrical wires! 💀 That optimistic little stick figure thinking they'll whip up something quick in VS Code, only to end up with what can only be described as the physical manifestation of a mental breakdown one month later. It's the developer equivalent of saying "I'll just have ONE chip" and then waking up surrounded by empty bags and regret. Weekend projects are where dreams go to die and GitHub repos go to collect dust. But will we learn our lesson? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Next weekend we'll be right back at it with another "brilliant" idea!