Desktop-only Memes

You know you've truly mastered responsive web design when your solution to mobile compatibility is just telling users to get a bigger screen. Why spend hours wrestling with CSS media queries, flexbox, and viewport units when you can simply block mobile users entirely? Genius. The cherry on top? "If you are on a mobile phone, please open on a desktop." Brother, if they had a desktop available, they probably wouldn't be browsing on their phone. This is the web dev equivalent of "have you tried not being poor?" Mobile-first design? Nah. Desktop-only design. Ship it.