The developer equivalent of "Sorry, I wrote this code on a Friday at 4:55 PM." Instead of implementing responsive design (you know, that thing we've been doing for over a decade), this brave soul just slapped a "Go to desktop" message with the most honest excuse in web development history. Somewhere, a UI/UX designer is having heart palpitations while a product manager frantically adds "mobile responsiveness" to next sprint's backlog. Revolutionary approach to work-life balance though!