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No You Don't: AI Deployment Delusions

AI Devops Programming Debugging Testing

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No You Don't: AI Deployment Delusions

Oh. My. GOD! The ultimate medical chart of our times! 💀 You know someone's having a full-on developer STROKE when they start babbling about "shipping to production 3-4 times faster with AI." Honey, the only thing moving faster is your career toward the unemployment line! That's not AI-powered deployment—that's a DELUSION in progress! The real "twisted mouth" is trying to explain to your boss why everything is on fire after your magical AI-powered push. But sure, keep telling yourself those hallucinations are "efficiency gains" while the rest of us prepare the incident report! 🚑

Git Push Origin Master: The Million Dollar Termination Strategy

Git Security Devops Programming

5 months ago 174.9K views 0 shares

Git Push Origin Master: The Million Dollar Termination Strategy

The nuclear option for any developer with commit access. Nothing says "I choose violence today" quite like force-pushing to master without code review. In most companies, this is the digital equivalent of pulling the fire alarm while simultaneously deleting the production database. Five million dollars? Please. The sheer chaos you'd create would be priceless—and your termination paperwork would probably be processed before the build pipeline even finishes failing. Bonus points if you do it on a Friday at 4:59 PM right before a holiday weekend.