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Different Types Of Delivering Packets
Networking Programming Backend
3 hours ago 49.0K views 0 shares
Different Types Of Delivering Packets
The perfect visualization of network protocols! TCP is that formal gentleman who carefully hands you the package, waits for confirmation, and probably has a spreadsheet tracking delivery times. Meanwhile, UDP is just yeet-and-forget—kicking packages in the general direction of your house and sprinting away before anyone notices. No wonder streaming services love UDP. "Did that packet of your Netflix show not arrive? Too bad, here's the next frame coming at your face anyway!" TCP would never—he's still waiting for you to sign for the last one.

The New Rog Matrix 5090: Now With Timekeeping Features
Hardware Gamedev Programming
2 months ago 233.3K views 0 shares
The New Rog Matrix 5090: Now With Timekeeping Features
When you order a new GPU but the delivery time is measured in geological epochs. That new RTX 5090 looking suspiciously like Big Ben's taller, more RGB-obsessed cousin. "Hey bro, I can run Crysis at 8K, but I'll also tell you it's tea time while blocking traffic in downtown London." The ultimate flex isn't the frame rate—it's making everyone late for work because your graphics card is a landmark.

When Your RTX 4090 Gets The Economy Shipping Option
Hardware
4 months ago 166.7K views 0 shares
When Your RTX 4090 Gets The Economy Shipping Option
OH MY GOD! The AUDACITY of delivering a $2000 graphics card on a BICYCLE! 😱 The GeForce RTX 4090 - the crown jewel of gaming hardware - being transported like it's a $5 sandwich! The sheer DRAMA of this delivery method! That GPU could render entire UNIVERSES while the bicycle can barely render the next street corner without wobbling! Somewhere, a gamer is refreshing their tracking info while their precious pixel-pushing powerhouse is balanced precariously between handlebars and certain doom. The ultimate juxtaposition of cutting-edge technology and ancient transportation! I'm absolutely DECEASED! 💀