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Well, I Guess I Have My Kids House Deposit Sorted!

Well, I Guess I Have My Kids House Deposit Sorted!
Someone's hoarding a box full of old RAM sticks like they're vintage Pokémon cards, convinced they're sitting on a goldmine. Spoiler alert: DDR2 and DDR3 RAM from 2008 isn't exactly fetching Bitcoin prices on eBay. That Samsung 4GB stick? Worth about as much as a fancy coffee. Maybe two if you find someone desperate. The delusion is real though. We've all been there—keeping obsolete hardware because "it might be worth something someday" or "I could use it for a project." Narrator: They never did. Meanwhile, you're one drawer away from becoming a tech hoarder with a garage full of IDE cables and VGA adapters. Fun fact: The entire box is probably worth less than a single modern 32GB DDR5 stick. But hey, at least you can build a really inefficient space heater by running all those sticks simultaneously in some Frankenstein build.

Only Rookies Worry About Ram Prices

Only Rookies Worry About Ram Prices
You know that classic joke about downloading more RAM? Yeah, someone turned it into an actual "product page" complete with pricing tiers and a NEW! sticker on the 4GB option. Because nothing screams legitimacy like crossing out $99.99 and offering it for FREE. The attention to detail is chef's kiss—DDR2 specs, MHz ratings, pin counts—everything you'd need to convince your non-tech friend that yes, you can absolutely download physical hardware through your internet connection. Just click that green button and watch your computer magically gain more memory! Fun fact: This joke has been around since the early 2000s when people would prank their tech-illiterate relatives with fake "Download More RAM" websites. The scam was so prevalent that it became a meme before memes were even called memes. Now it's a rite of passage—if someone hasn't tried to download RAM, have they even used the internet?