Crossplatform Memes

JavaScript pouring itself into literally everything like that one coworker who volunteers for projects they have no business touching. "Oh, you need a toaster? I can run in a browser." The framework fatigue is real - we're one npm package away from JavaScript-powered coffee makers that require 3GB of node_modules to heat water.

JavaScript: the caffeinated workhorse pouring itself into literally everything these days. Remember when we thought it was just for making annoying popup alerts? Now it's feeding the entire tech ecosystem like some kind of mandatory office coffee machine. Frontend, backend, mobile, desktop, and even ML engineers are all drinking from the same pot whether they want to or not. The ultimate "write once, run everywhere" language finally happened, and it's the one we used to make fun of. The universe has a sick sense of humor.