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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Creation engine Memes

Posts tagged with Creation engine

Built In A Cave With A Box Of Scraps

Gamedev Programming Debugging
10 months ago 392.4K views 0 shares
Built In A Cave With A Box Of Scraps
The gaming industry's version of "it works on my machine." Bethesda's approach to game engines is like that senior dev who refuses to update their 15-year-old codebase because "it still compiles." They built Morrowind and Oblivion in a metaphorical cave with a box of scraps, and now they're stuck with that legacy code forever. Meanwhile, gamers waiting for Elder Scrolls 6 are like junior devs begging for a rewrite while management keeps saying "I'm sorry, but I'm not" approving that request. The Creation Engine is basically the PHP of game development—somehow still powering everything despite everyone complaining about it.

Switching Engines Won't Magically Fix Incompetence

Gamedev Programming Unity Debugging
1 year ago 442.4K views 0 shares
Switching Engines Won't Magically Fix Incompetence
The eternal game engine debate, featuring Patrick Star dropping truth bombs! The meme perfectly captures how gamers blame Bethesda's Creation Engine for bugs, while simultaneously claiming Unreal Engine games run poorly. Then the punchline hits - Oblivion was remastered with Unreal and still performed badly. The real mic drop: it's not the engine, it's the developers! No amount of fancy engine-switching will fix fundamental development issues. Reminds me of that junior dev who kept blaming our framework for his spaghetti code. Changing your hammer doesn't fix your terrible aim!

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