Creation Memes

The first commit to the universe repo must have been wild. God out here using some divine command-line interface, typing "Let there be light" and the system just responds with "Ok, creating light..." like it's no big deal. No stack overflow questions, no dependency issues, no merge conflicts with other deities. Just pure, clean execution. Meanwhile, the rest of us need three StackOverflow tabs and a YouTube tutorial just to center a div. Seven days to create the world? That's the most unrealistic sprint timeline I've ever heard.