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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Corporate secrets Memes

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The Real Excuse Why We Don't Open Source

Programming Devops Git Debugging
1 month ago 155.2K views 0 shares
The Real Excuse Why We Don't Open Source
Companies pretending they're protecting "intellectual property" when the real reason they won't open source their code is because it's a horrifying mess of spaghetti logic, hardcoded credentials, and comments like "// TODO: fix this before demo (2018)". The corporate PR spin: "Our proprietary algorithms give us competitive advantage!" The actual codebase: 47 nested if-statements and a function called hack_it_until_it_works() that somehow powers the entire billing system.

GitHub Copilot After Stealing Your Company Internal Codebase

AI Security Devops Git Programming
6 months ago 264.0K views 0 shares
GitHub Copilot After Stealing Your Company Internal Codebase
GitHub Copilot silently judging your spaghetti code while simultaneously ingesting it for "training purposes." The awkward bat face is basically Copilot's internal reaction when it sees your proprietary algorithms and realizes they're worth exactly $0.00 on the black market. Turns out your paranoia about AI stealing company secrets was justified, but for all the wrong reasons.

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