Coordination Memes

So you've got this distributed coordination service where nodes need to democratically elect a leader, right? Sounds noble, sounds fair. But PLOT TWIST: every single node is like "yeah yeah, democracy is great... but have you considered ME as leader?" It's literally the most chaotic group project energy where everyone nominates themselves and nobody wants to follow anyone else. The Zookeeper ensemble turns into a pirate crew where every pirate thinks THEY should be captain. Distributed consensus algorithms be out here trying to bring order to absolute anarchy, and honestly? The fact that it works at all is a miracle of computer science.