Consumers Memes

NVIDIA walks into the RAM factory like they own the place, demanding every stick of DDR5 DRAM until 2028. The RAM producers quote them $9.5 billion. NVIDIA casually pulls out a $10 bill and asks if they can pay the rest later. The RAM producers, apparently suffering from acute business sense deficiency, agree. Meanwhile, consumers are thrown out the door faster than you can say "supply chain shortage." Because why sell to millions of gamers and PC builders when you can sell your entire production capacity to one customer who's basically paying in IOUs? The GPU shortage wasn't enough—now they're coming for your RAM too. Fun fact: NVIDIA's AI data centers are so RAM-hungry that they're literally buying up future production years in advance. Your gaming rig upgrade can wait. Jensen's got neural networks to feed.

NVIDIA just casually announcing another GPU price hike while consumers are still recovering from the last one. It's like watching a heavyweight champion absolutely demolish an opponent who never stood a chance. The GPU market has been a bloodbath for consumers lately. Between crypto mining booms, AI training demand, and NVIDIA's near-monopoly on high-performance graphics cards, prices have been climbing faster than a poorly optimized recursive function. Meanwhile, we're all just trying to run our Docker containers and train our mediocre neural networks without selling a kidney. The best part? NVIDIA knows we'll still buy them because what's the alternative? Integrated graphics? We'd rather pay the premium than watch our compile times triple.