Confetti Memes

Junior dev sees a confetti effect on a website and thinks it requires some arcane CSS wizardry involving transforms, animations, and probably sacrificing a goat to the browser gods. Meanwhile, senior dev just casually drops npm install confetti and calls it a day. Why reinvent the wheel when someone else already reinvented it, packaged it with 47 dependencies, and uploaded it to npm? The real skill isn't writing code—it's knowing which package to install so you can go back to scrolling Twitter. Fun fact: The npm registry has over 2 million packages. Statistically speaking, whatever you're trying to build, someone has already built it, abandoned it, and left it with 3 years of unpatched security vulnerabilities. Ship it!