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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Competitive Memes

Posts tagged with Competitive

The Pro Gamer's Sacrifice

Gamedev Hardware Unity Programming
2 months ago 91.1K views 0 shares
The Pro Gamer's Sacrifice
Ah, the classic gamer's dilemma. Why use cutting-edge ray-tracing technology to admire beautiful puddle reflections when you can set your graphics to "potato quality" and actually win some matches? Nothing says "strategic brilliance" like sacrificing visual fidelity so your kill/death ratio doesn't look like your bank account after buying a new GPU. The true galaxy brain move is playing on a machine that looks like it's rendering Minecraft even when you're in Cyberpunk.

Is This Latency Good Enough For Competitive Gaming?

Networking Hardware Gamedev
2 months ago 118.4K views 0 shares
Is This Latency Good Enough For Competitive Gaming?
OH MY GAWD! That latency number isn't just high—it's practically a phone number! 1844674407370970.8 milliseconds?! That's not lag, honey, that's a time machine to the NEXT CENTURY! Your character would die, respawn, graduate college, and start a family before your click even registers. The GPU and CPU are just chilling at 31% and 32% like "not our problem, bestie!" Meanwhile, competitive gamers are out here having meltdowns over 20ms ping. With this setup, you're not playing the game—you're watching a slideshow of what happened last Tuesday. 💀

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