Competing-standards Memes

So someone suggests we need better standards to fix our tech problems, and naturally the solution is... creating yet another standard that competes with all the existing ones. Classic move. Now instead of 14 competing standards, we've got 15. The "dependency hell" title makes it even better because this is literally how we ended up with npm having 47 different date libraries and Python needing virtualenv just to survive. Every generation of developers thinks they'll be the ones to finally create THE universal solution, and every time we just add another layer to the chaos. It's like watching history repeat itself but with more GitHub stars.