Command history Memes

Who needs command history when you've got muscle memory and blind hope? Nothing says "professional developer" like frantically hammering the up arrow key while squinting at the terminal, praying you'll recognize that one magical command you typed three hours ago. The alternative is—gasp—writing it down somewhere or creating an alias, but where's the adrenaline rush in that? Terminal archaeology is half the fun of being a command-line warrior.