Coding education Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of universities thinking that scribbling some pathetic pseudocode on dead trees somehow transforms us into coding wizards! 💅 Honey, real programmers are out here battling runtime errors at 2AM, drowning in energy drinks, and questioning their life choices—not writing pretty little algorithms with a #2 pencil! The compiler doesn't care about your neat handwriting, KAREN! It's like trying to learn swimming by drawing water. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS! Next they'll have us building websites by folding origami. I CANNOT EVEN! 😩

Ah, "Vibe Coding" – where the only requirement is vibes and absolutely zero coding knowledge. Started as industry satire, now it's an actual 4-week course with a fancy instructor in a green suit promising to make you feel good about not understanding a single line of code. This is like offering "Vibe Surgery" where you just hold a scalpel and manifest healing energy. Next up: "Vibe Engineering" – build bridges with positive affirmations and Instagram filters. The tech industry has officially completed its transformation from "we need skilled engineers" to "just bring your authentic self and we'll figure out how to deploy that to production."