Code injection Memes

When 10-year-old you discovered eval() and thought "this is the most elegant solution ever invented" without realizing you just created a remote code execution playground. The input field literally says alert("hi") and the app helpfully executed it, producing some cursed negative number as output. The error message is peak comedy: "If it is not working, you might have typed something bad and the app doesn't want to take the input" – translation: "I have no idea what's happening under the hood and I'm blaming YOU for it." Classic junior dev energy. Using eval() on user input is basically handing attackers the keys to your kingdom and saying "please be nice." It's the security equivalent of leaving your front door open with a sign that says "robbers welcome, valuables upstairs." But hey, at least they learned this lesson early before deploying it to production... right?

The medal doesn't say "1st Place" - it says "1 Place"! Someone clearly forgot to sanitize their inputs and the programmer's medal got hit with a classic SQL injection attack. That sneaky hacker turned "1st" into "0" by injecting code through the medal engraving system. Rookie security mistake that turned gold into a big fat zero. And the programmer is just standing there looking smug because they probably executed the attack themselves. Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"