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Chaotic evil Memes

Posts tagged with Chaotic evil

Let The World Burn

C++ Debugging Programming

2 months ago 77.5M views 0 shares

Let The World Burn

Someone decided to implement operator++ that decrements and operator-- that increments. This is the programming equivalent of labeling the hot water tap "cold" and watching civilization collapse. Sure, it'll compile. Sure, it'll run. But the next developer who touches this code? They're going to need therapy. Peak chaotic evil energy. The kind of code that gets you banned from contributing to open source projects and added to watchlists.

The Cable Doesn't Know About Its Color

Networking Hardware

11 months ago 349.0K views 1 shares

The Cable Doesn't Know About Its Color

Someone's waging war against the entire IT industry standards with this unholy abomination. The color-coding on cables and ports? Just a conspiracy by Big Cable to sell more wires! That yellow cable jammed into what's clearly not its matching port is the digital equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza. The blue tape-wrapped wires crammed into random pins would make any network engineer develop an eye twitch. Next up: "Firewalls are just a myth created by antivirus companies" and "Have you tried connecting your HDMI to the toilet? Works fine for me!"