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Buffer Size

Programming Security C++ Debugging Backend

20 days ago 247.6K views 0 shares

Buffer Size

When your code review buddy asks if buffer size 500 is enough and you respond with the confidence of someone who has absolutely no idea what they're doing. Will it handle the data? Probably. Will it cause a buffer overflow and crash production at 2 PM on a Friday? Also probably. But hey, 500 sounds like a nice round number, right? It's bigger than 100 but not as scary as 1000. The scientific method at its finest.

The Arcane Art Of Copy-Paste Programming

StackOverflow Programming Debugging

9 months ago 171.4K views 0 shares

The Arcane Art Of Copy-Paste Programming

The perfect metaphor for modern programming doesn't exi— This is literally how 90% of codebases work. Some wizard cobbled together mysterious incantations from "Arcane Overflow" (aka Stack Overflow), has no idea why it works, but hey—it passes the tests! The best part is the "it isn't actually necessary anymore... but the whole spell falls apart without it" bit. Nothing screams legacy code like keeping random functions because removing them breaks everything for reasons nobody can explain. Somewhere in your codebase right now is a comment that says "// DON'T REMOVE THIS LINE OR EVERYTHING BREAKS"