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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Candy Memes
Posts tagged with Candy
Always Stress Test Your Candy
C++
Debugging
Programming
Testing
12 months ago
354.6K views
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The forbidden Snickers—now with extra pointer problems! Someone replaced the nougat with C++ code that's leaking memory faster than a chocolate bar melts in your pocket. First allocating memory for 10 integers, then immediately orphaning it by reassigning the pointer to new memory, and finally deleting only the second allocation. That first chunk of memory? Gone forever, like your sanity after debugging someone else's code at midnight. The real horror this Halloween isn't ghosts—it's the garbage collector that never comes.
Phish Or Treat?
Security
12 months ago
518.4K views
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Ah, the USB stick disguised as a Kit Kat bar—the perfect metaphor for how social engineering works. Hackers don't need fancy zero-day exploits when they can just wrap malware in something irresistibly familiar. Sure, go ahead, plug that chocolate-looking device into your work computer. Your data will be gone faster than a real Kit Kat in an office break room. Security training budget? Nah, we'd rather spend it on actual Kit Kats.
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