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Doom Votes
Security Hardware Gamedev Programming
2 months ago 81.0M views 0 shares
Doom Votes
When Trump claims voting machines are being hacked, but the real hack is someone getting Doom to run on a pollbook at Defcon. Because if it exists, someone has already ported Doom to it. Toasters? Check. Pregnancy tests? Check. Voting infrastructure? Obviously. The beautiful irony here is that while politicians panic about election security, hackers are just vibing and playing a 30-year-old game on government hardware. Security researchers at Defcon aren't stealing votes—they're getting frags. Priorities. Fun fact: The "Can it run Doom?" challenge has become a legendary benchmark in the hacking community. If your device has a screen and any form of processing power, someone will make Doom run on it. It's basically the programming equivalent of "because we can."

How Do I Tell This To My Boyfriend
Gamedev Hardware Programming
4 months ago 988.3K views 0 shares
How Do I Tell This To My Boyfriend
Congratulations, it's a... DOOM baby? Someone just found out they're pregnant, but instead of showing two lines like a normal human being, the test decided to display a full playthrough of the 1993 classic shooter. Because apparently, we've reached peak civilization where even pregnancy tests can run DOOM. Look, at some point the gaming community collectively decided that if a device has a screen and even a MOLECULE of processing power, it MUST run DOOM. Pregnancy tests, calculators, smart fridges, your grandma's pacemaker—nothing is safe. And now? Someone's about to break the news to their boyfriend that they're expecting, but the test result window is literally just Doomguy blasting demons in a hellscape. Talk about mixed signals! The absolute chaos of trying to explain "honey, we're having a baby" while pointing at a tiny screen showing pixelated carnage is *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "we're starting a family" quite like 100% health, 0% armor, and a shotgun.