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Shark Still Munching At The Cable
Networking AI Webdev Hardware Microsoft
4 hours ago 74.2K views 0 shares
Shark Still Munching At The Cable
The entire internet is basically a Jenga tower held together by duct tape, prayers, and a few corporations we pretend to trust. At the very bottom, literally underwater, sharks are chomping on submarine cables because apparently even marine life has beef with our infrastructure. What's beautiful here is how the whole stack—from ASML making the chips, through Intel/AMD/Nvidia silicon, up past the Linux Foundation, DNS, AWS, Cloudflare, all the way to that precariously balanced mess of "modern digital infrastructure" with WASM and V8—depends on cables that sharks find delicious. Meanwhile, unpaid open source devs are basically holding the entire thing together with their bare hands while AI and Microsoft do... whatever they're doing up there. Fun fact: Sharks actually DO bite undersea internet cables, likely because the electromagnetic fields mess with their sensory organs. Google had to wrap their cables in Kevlar-like material. So yeah, your 404 error might literally be because a great white got hungry. The internet runs on vibes and shark-resistant coating.

The Archaeological Cable Expedition
Hardware Programming
1 month ago 159.4K views 0 shares
The Archaeological Cable Expedition
Finding the exact cable you need in that hellish tangle of wires you've hoarded since the dawn of USB is like discovering a unicorn. The fact that someone actually found and used a specific cable they've had since 2011 deserves a standing ovation, a medal, and possibly a national holiday. It's the tech equivalent of archaeological excavation—except instead of ancient artifacts, you're digging through obsolete VGA adapters and power cords for devices you no longer own.

The Great Cable Extinction
Hardware
5 months ago 138.9K views 0 shares
The Great Cable Extinction
Ah, the great cable simplification. We went from needing a toolbox full of serial, parallel, VGA, PS/2, and power connectors—each with their own special way of refusing to plug in correctly—to just USB-C. Sure, now we can power a monitor, transfer data, and charge a device with one cable... but we've traded 15 different cables for 15 different dongles. Progress, I guess? At least we can finally plug it in correctly on the third try instead of the fourth.

Python Networking Specialist: No Experience With Code Required
Python Networking Hardware Programming
6 months ago 252.2K views 0 shares
Python Networking Specialist: No Experience With Code Required
When your boss asks for a "Python networking specialist" but completely misunderstands the assignment. Somewhere in the server room, a literal python is slithering through the cables, probably thinking "I didn't sign up for this IT position, but I'm making it work." The snake's resume probably said "expert at handling multiple connections simultaneously" and "experienced in constricting problematic nodes." Bet the job posting didn't mention "must be comfortable in tight spaces with ethernet cables."

So It's Like, Fast
Hardware
7 months ago 160.4K views 0 shares
So It's Like, Fast
Ah yes, the legendary SATA cable marked "ASAP" - when your data transfer needs to happen yesterday. Nothing says "high priority computing" like a cable that's literally labeled with urgency. Somewhere, a sysadmin is nodding knowingly while muttering "faster than USB, slower than my patience." The irony of hardware that can't actually go any faster despite its desperate labeling is the silent scream of IT departments everywhere.