Build-vs-hype Memes

You know what's funny? We spend months building features, writing clean code, optimizing performance, fixing edge cases... and then launch day hits and exactly three people show up. Meanwhile, that intern who slapped together a landing page with a gradient background and "AI-powered" in the title somehow has a waitlist of 10,000. This is the tech industry's dirty little secret: building it doesn't mean they'll come. You can have the most elegant architecture, perfect test coverage, and documentation that would make senior devs weep with joy, but if nobody knows about it or cares, you're just screaming into the void. The real kicker? Those "vibe coders" probably spent more time on their Twitter presence than their actual product, and guess what—it worked. Sometimes I wonder if we should just replace our CI/CD pipeline with a TikTok account.