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Microsoft Doing A Great Job, As Always

Windows Microsoft

17 days ago 212.5K views 0 shares

Microsoft Doing A Great Job, As Always

Windows users finally have a built-in screenshot tool that actually works decently, and they're genuinely excited about it. Then Microsoft swoops in with a Windows Update that just... takes it away or breaks it completely. Classic Microsoft move—giving users something useful only to yank it back in the next patch cycle. It's like they're allergic to keeping things stable. The Snipping Tool has had more plot twists than a soap opera, getting deprecated, then brought back, then modernized, then broken again. Nothing says "enterprise-grade operating system" quite like randomly losing basic functionality after an update.

This Never Fucking Works

Microsoft Webdev Frontend

22 days ago 252.5K views 0 shares

This Never Fucking Works

Microsoft's "Stay signed in?" dialog is the tech equivalent of a lying ex. You click "Yes" and check "Don't show this again" hoping for a better tomorrow, but like clockwork, you're greeted with the same damn prompt next session. The checkbox might as well be a placebo button at this point. It's like Microsoft is gaslighting us into thinking we have control over our authentication experience. Spoiler alert: we don't. Your browser cookies? Cleared. Your session? Expired. Your patience? Gone. But hey, at least they asked nicely before wasting your time again tomorrow.