You spent years mastering assembly and C, dreaming of writing elegant low-level code that talks directly to hardware. But nope—the industry said "here's JavaScript, now build another CRUD app with 500 npm dependencies." Left cat is living the dream with vintage hardware and circuit boards, probably writing drivers for fun. Right cat? Drowning in a 20MB JavaScript bundle with a load average that screams "help me," surrounded by ad-infested UI libraries and enough frameworks to make your head spin. The real tragedy is that someone who could optimize memory allocation at the byte level is now debugging why React re-renders 47 times when you click a button. Modern web development: where your CS degree goes to die, one bloated SPA at a time.