Black friday Memes

Every year, it's the same dance. Seasoned devs and PC builders screaming "BUY NOW DURING BLACK FRIDAY" while everyone else goes "nah, I'll wait for a better deal." Then January rolls around and suddenly GPUs are either sold out, scalped to the moon, or both. And there you are, refreshing Newegg at 2 PM on a Tuesday, wondering why you didn't listen. The GPU market is basically a psychological thriller at this point. Crypto miners, AI bros training their models, and gamers all fighting over the same silicon. The people who bought in November are happily training their neural networks while you're stuck debugging on integrated graphics like it's 2005. Pro tip: When people who survived the 2021 GPU shortage tell you to buy something, maybe just buy it.

Black Friday "deals" on RAM prices are basically just retailers putting on clown makeup. You watch the same DDR5 kit climb from $134k to $156k over the weeks leading up to Black Friday, then they slap a "MEGA SALE" sticker on it at $629k and expect you to be grateful. It's like they're not even trying anymore—just straight up insulting your intelligence while you're standing there with your wallet out like William Wallace ready to charge into financial ruin for some memory sticks. The pricing strategy is so transparent it hurts. They're literally training us to wait for "sales" that cost 4x more than the regular price. Peak capitalism meets peak absurdity.