Bit shifting Memes

You know that feeling when you actually remember that << shifts left and >> shifts right without Googling it for the 47th time? Pure euphoria. Most of us treat bitwise operations like ancient runes—we know they exist, we've heard they're powerful, but we'd rather just multiply by 2 the normal way and let the compiler optimize it. The rare moments when you bust out a proper bit shift or XOR swap in production code, you feel like you've unlocked some forbidden knowledge. Your coworkers look at you like Ron Burgundy here—classy, sophisticated, slightly intimidating. Meanwhile, it's just x to double a number, but hey, let them think you're a wizard.

That moment when you're optimizing memory usage and think "You know what? A char is 8 bits but I only need to store 5 characters... I could totally squeeze that into a 32-bit integer." Then you spend 6 hours bit-shifting and masking when you could've just used an array and gone home early. But hey, you saved 3 whole bytes! Practically a hero of computer science.