Biometric-auth Memes

You spent YEARS crafting that beautiful, monstrous password validation regex that checks for uppercase, lowercase, numbers, special characters, minimum length, and probably your grandmother's maiden name. It was your magnum opus—a grotesque work of art that nobody could understand, not even you six months later. But now? Passkeys have taken over. Nobody needs passwords anymore because biometric authentication is the future, baby! So there sits your regex monster, completely obsolete, slowly decomposing in the codebase like a forgotten relic. You watch it fade away, getting simpler and simpler until it's just... gone. RIP to all those hours debugging why the regex rejected "P@ssw0rd!" but accepted "password123". Your legacy will be remembered in git history, where it belongs. 💀