Binaries Memes

The perfect visual representation of compiled languages in their natural habitat. C binaries are like that gym bro who optimizes everything - lean, efficient, and ready to flex those performance muscles. Meanwhile, Go binaries are just vibing with a bowl of guac, carrying around their entire runtime because why pack light when you can bring the whole party? Sure, they're chonky, but they've got everything they need right there. No external dependencies to hunt down at 2am while your deployment's on fire. A small price to pay for self-contained sanity.