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Found The Commit That Changed Everything
AI Programming StackOverflow
3 months ago 12.7M views 0 shares
Found The Commit That Changed Everything
Sam Altman announces ChatGPT to the world on November 30th, 2022. One day later, someone calls it "your worst product concept so far." Imagine being that confident in your wrongness. That's like rejecting the iPhone because flip phones were working just fine. Fast forward a bit and ChatGPT basically rewrote the entire software industry, made Stack Overflow traffic plummet, and turned every developer into a prompt engineer. But sure, worst product concept. Right up there with "the internet is just a fad." The real kicker? This tweet aged like milk left on a radiator. Sometimes the commit that changes everything looks unremarkable at first. And sometimes you're just spectacularly wrong on the internet forever.

Sometimes I Dream Of Saving The World
AI Programming Testing
4 months ago 953.4K views 1 shares
Sometimes I Dream Of Saving The World
Nothing says "humanitarian" quite like releasing an AI model that's literally worse than a coin flip. 52% accuracy? That's not machine learning, that's machine guessing. You'd get better results by having a Magic 8-Ball diagnose patients. But hey, at least you're open-sourcing it instead of trying to sell it to hospitals for millions. That's the developer equivalent of saying "I cooked something terrible, but I'm sharing the recipe so we can all learn from my mistakes." Truly noble work. The real kicker is thinking this counts as "saving the world" when your model is basically flipping a slightly weighted coin to determine if someone has a life-threatening condition. Sir, you're not saving the world—you're creating liability lawsuits with extra steps.

Aged Like Milk
Hardware Programming
7 months ago 295.7K views 0 shares
Aged Like Milk
Ken Olsen, CEO of Digital Equipment Corporation, confidently declared in 1977 that nobody would ever need a computer at home. Fast forward a few decades and we're literally panicking when our phone battery drops below 20%. We've got computers in our pockets, on our wrists, in our fridges, and probably embedded in our toasters at this point. The irony here is chef's kiss level. The guy was literally selling computers while simultaneously predicting they'd never be a household item. It's like a car salesman saying "nobody will ever need personal transportation." Digital Equipment Corporation eventually went bankrupt in 1998, probably around the time people were installing Windows 98 on their home PCs and playing Solitaire instead of working. Fun fact: Today we have more computing power in our smartphones than NASA used to land on the moon. So yeah, Ken... we found a few reasons to have computers at home. Like doomscrolling Twitter at 2 AM and arguing with strangers on Reddit about whether tabs or spaces are superior.