Alsa Memes

The fantasy: "I'll switch to Linux and become a productivity god!" The reality: spending 6 hours troubleshooting why your audio randomly cuts out, why Bluetooth refuses to pair, and why your headphones work in one app but not another. PulseAudio? PipeWire? ALSA? Who knows! You just wanted to listen to Spotify while coding, but now you're knee-deep in Stack Overflow threads from 2014 and editing config files you don't understand. Meanwhile, your Windows-using coworker just... plugged in their headphones and it worked. The pain is real.