Alpine-linux Memes

The eternal cycle of DevOps suffering continues. You chose Alpine Linux for your Docker containers because it's lightweight and minimal—only 5MB! You're so smart and efficient! Then you wake up to yet another CVE (Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures) alert, and suddenly you're spending your morning patching containers instead of drinking coffee like a normal human. Alpine's musl libc and minimal package set means security updates are a constant companion in your life. It's like adopting a needy pet that requires daily attention. Sure, you saved a few megabytes, but at what cost? Your sanity? Your weekends? The illusion that you have control over your infrastructure? The cycle repeats: wake up, CVE notification, update base image, rebuild everything, push to registry, redeploy, pray nothing breaks. Rinse and repeat until you question all your life choices that led you to DevOps.