Alerting Memes

The fresh-faced junior dev who believed the lie that "oncall isn't too bad" has clearly been transformed into a shell of his former self. Those promised "runbooks" for another team's systems? Yeah, they're either wildly outdated or just a single README file saying "good luck!" This is what happens when you're woken up at 3AM by cryptic alerts for systems you've never seen before, while the senior devs who actually built the monstrosity are peacefully sleeping with their phones on silent. The only documentation? A Confluence page last updated in 2019 that just says "TODO: finish documentation".