Airline analogy Memes

Oh. My. GAWD. This is the most SAVAGE roast of operating systems I've ever seen! 💅 Mac Airlines is basically that controlling boyfriend who's like "Shhh, don't worry your pretty little head about ANYTHING" while making ALL your decisions. The AUDACITY! 🙄 Windows Air is that gorgeous terminal with all the bells and whistles that LITERALLY EXPLODES after takeoff. Like, hello?? I just wanted to check my email, not recreate the final scene from every disaster movie ever! But Linux Air? HONEY. They're the DIY hipsters who are SO DONE with corporate airlines they built their own planes! Sure, you have to assemble your own seat with a wrench (because heaven forbid anything be simple), but at least the plane doesn't EXPLODE and nobody's treating you like a toddler. The fact that this meme has been circulating since practically the DAWN OF TIME just proves some tech truths are eternal. Like your Linux-using friend who CANNOT SHUT UP about their amazing in-flight meal while you're still trying to figure out why your Windows plane crashed again.