Summary Of Reddits Following The Game Awards

Ah, the eternal hardware price rollercoaster. Finally, after surviving the crypto mining apocalypse and scalper hellscape, GPU prices return to sanity and you're ready to upgrade. Your wallet is out, credit card warmed up... then BAM! RAM prices decide to pull a "hold my beer" moment and skyrocket 50%. It's like the universe has a dedicated department making sure tech enthusiasts can never be completely happy. The hardware gods giveth, and the hardware gods immediately taketh away.

The corporate boardroom at NVIDIA is a special kind of hell. When the boss says "We need to make better GPUs," two executives immediately jump to the money-making strategies: "Add more AI upscaling features!" and "Make it £2000!" Meanwhile, the lone reasonable employee suggests "Maybe some more v-ram and price it fairly." Next frame: That employee gets defenestrated from the building. Because nothing says "valued team member" like being thrown through a window for suggesting consumer-friendly features instead of wallet-draining AI buzzwords. Fun fact: NVIDIA's latest GPUs cost more than my first car, but at least they can render my tears in real-time ray-traced 8K.

You know you're living in a dystopian tech world when praising literally everyone on the team gets you a standing ovation. Gaben and Valve have somehow cracked the code: treat your employees like humans, let them work on what they want, ship games when they're ready (Half-Life 3 notwithstanding), and don't crunch people into the ground. Meanwhile, the rest of the industry is out here with mandatory 80-hour weeks, layoffs after record profits, and CEOs taking home bonuses that could fund an indie studio for a decade. The bar is literally on the floor, and Valve just casually stepped over it while everyone else is doing limbo underneath. Support staff getting recognition? Revolutionary. Not treating devs like disposable code monkeys? Groundbreaking. It's wild that basic human decency in game dev is now considered a flex.

Game devs announcing their new project while everyone's still salty about their last disaster is peak software industry energy. The crown just gets passed from one overhyped disappointment to the next while we keep opening our wallets like amnesiacs. Been in this industry 15 years and the cycle never changes—promise the moon, deliver a rock, then immediately start hyping the "revolutionary" sequel. And we fall for it. Every. Single. Time.

When you order a new GPU but the delivery time is measured in geological epochs. That new RTX 5090 looking suspiciously like Big Ben's taller, more RGB-obsessed cousin. "Hey bro, I can run Crysis at 8K, but I'll also tell you it's tea time while blocking traffic in downtown London." The ultimate flex isn't the frame rate—it's making everyone late for work because your graphics card is a landmark.

Ah, the eternal game dev cycle. While some developers are already polishing their games to perfection (SpongeBob and friends having a blast), others are still stuck in the existential void of "does my code actually run?" (poor Squidward). That "just make it exist first" advice hits different when you're on day 47 of debugging why your character falls through the floor. Nothing quite captures the despair of watching others iterate on features while you're still trying to convince your compiler that you're worthy of its attention.