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Summary Of Reddits Following The Game Awards

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Summary Of Reddits Following The Game Awards

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Nothing quite captures the absolute CHAOS of gaming subreddits like the aftermath of The Game Awards. You've got the Dishonored fans sobbing into their whiskey glasses, the Expedition 33 community living their best French life with baguettes and trophies, the Half-Life fans literally DECOMPOSING while waiting for Half-Life 3 (seriously, they've been skeletons since 2007), and the Megaman crew just vibing with their thumbs up because hey, at least they exist. Meanwhile Kingdom Come fans are on their knees in the mud, broken and defeated, while Silksong fans have transcended reality entirely—they're just screaming into the void at this point, mouths agape, souls shattered. The emotional rollercoaster of game announcements (or lack thereof) hits different for every fandom, and boy does it SHOW.

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