Who else feels the same???

Content Me after fixing a bug in my code: It'll still probably be wrong, but it'll be differently wrong.

Content Programmers in 80s Programmers in 2021 wrote 6.9k lines of code in assembly using vi without any error Why my IDE doesn't auto complete code, why doesn't the IDE just add a semicolon itself, why the syntax color is not changing.

Ah, the classic "chandelier headlights" approach to programming. Nothing says "senior developer with deadlines" quite like ripping some random Stack Overflow solution and jamming it into your codebase with zero understanding of how it works. That car is basically every production system I've ever inherited. Sure, those fancy chandeliers aren't designed to be headlights, but hey—they're emitting light, aren't they? Ship it! The real magic happens three months later when you've forgotten you did this and have to debug why your car keeps blowing fuses and setting small birds on fire.

Oh look, it's the lifecycle of every coding project ever! You start with a simple, elegant snake of code—"I'll just keep this clean and organized." Fast forward two weeks and you've got a writhing ball of tangled pythons that would make Medusa jealous. That "quick feature" your client requested? It just added 17 more snakes to the pit. The best part? You're the one who has to explain in the code review why your elegant solution now resembles a snake orgy gone horribly wrong. But hey, "it works on my machine" so... don't judge me!

Content 65 21:34 askreddit SUGGESTED O What is the most disturbing fact you know? NSFW OldManoftheNorth 14 hours ago askreddit 91 upvoted 1058 points 1264 comments phobug 288 points 3 hours ago 3 billion devices run java. 4

Content AN ENGINEER HELPING A DESIGNER NO PROBLEM, WE CAN FIX THIS ON THE TERMINAL WHOA, YOU'RE A HACKER! NO, IT'S JUST THE TERMINAL. WHERE ARE ALL THE BUTTONS, ICONS, AND DROPDOWN MENUS? IS THIS. THE MATRIX? YES. PABLO STANLEY