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Content HAVING TO GO TO DEMEANING INTERVIEWS WITH 75 STAGES FAKE RECRUITERS FOR SHITTY SCAM COMPANIES FORCED TO USE LANGUAGES AND IDES THAT MAKE YOU SICK ALWAYS ON CALL, HAVE TO ATTEND STUPID USELESS MEETINGS CS GRADUATES FORCED TO DOXK YOUR FACE AND NAME ON COMPANY WEBSITE FOR LITERALLY NO REASON Ingflip.com FORCED TO HAVE GITHUB SO LAZY RECRUITERS CAN SEE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN A BUSY LITTLE CODE MONKEY BY YOUR GREEN SQUARES HAVING TO DEAL WITH SHIT TERMS LIKE "DEV COST" OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED WHEN YOU HAVE TO SHIT OUT UNOPTIMIZED CODE AS FAST AS YOU CAN UNTIL YOU HATE YOURSELF FORCED TO MAKE SOCIAL MEDIA LIKE LINKEDIN AND GITHUB SO LAZY RECRUITERS HAVE TO DO O EFFORT

Content SCP - Containment Breach The game is based on the works of the SC Foundation community (http:www.scp-wiki.net). This game and the source code are licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License. http:creativecommons.orglicensesby-sa3.0 Requirements: Blitz3D v1.108 Beware - the source code is perhaps more horrifying than the game itself!

VS Code users staring blankly at their life choices while WebStorm, CLion, and DataGrip users are doing interpretive dance with their CPU usage. One IDE, zero thoughts. Three IDEs, zero available RAM. The duality of development.

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