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The cosmic horror of discovering that the language you've been trying to escape has consumed the entire programming universe. JavaScript started as that quirky little browser language, then quietly infiltrated servers with Node.js, slithered into mobile apps with React Native, and now apparently runs the simulation we call reality. Future archaeologists will dig through the ruins of our civilization and find nothing but npm dependency trees going all the way down. The astronaut with the gun is just acknowledging what senior developers have known all along—resistance is futile, and we're all just writing JavaScript with extra steps.

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Content A DUMB PYTHON JOKE BY NEURALNINE Why does Python live on land? Because it's above C-level.

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