Arduinos have small heaps :(

c++

Backend

2 years ago 4,964 views 0 shares

Arduinos have small heaps :( | loc-memes, c#-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

loc-memes, c#-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content

me allocating unsigned long long's in c Think I'II take two. Me when allocating 2 POsTING extra bytes in C Can the treasury bear such expense?

More Like This

Aggressively Wrong

Backend Devops Programming Debugging Databases

4 months ago 119.8K views 0 shares

Aggressively Wrong

The classic battle between management fantasy and engineering reality. First guy thinks one "rockstar" database wizard can replace a legacy system for just $1M. Second guy delivers the brutal reality check with a step-by-step breakdown that screams "I've actually done this before and still have the trauma to prove it." Nothing like watching someone confidently propose a weekend project for what's actually 3 years of migration hell, integration nightmares, and legacy data that makes archaeologists look lazy. The confidence-to-competence ratio is just *chef's kiss*.

Found this puppy in the wild

Backend Javascript Frontend

1 year ago 29.2K views 0 shares

Found this puppy in the wild | function-memes, date-memes, header-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content function SetCacheControl (brouserid, response) ( if (browserid) console.Log('browserId:(browserid)); response. headers ' cache-control' key: "Cache-Control" value: max-age-0, must-revalidate 11; else ( response.headers 'cache-control'1 kev: "Cache-Control", value: 'max-age0, must-revalidate' 31; al

I'm something of a C# developer myself

Backend Python

3 years ago 17.9K views 0 shares

I'm something of a C# developer myself | developer-memes, python-memes, c#-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content null nahnahchi Aug 29, 2020 puts C in resume Languages Python 99.8 C 0.2

It's been escalated..

Backend Programming Frontend

3 years ago 25.0K views 0 shares

It's been escalated.. | developer-memes, web developer-memes, web-memes, website-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, scala-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, cookie-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Binarist thebinarist v Dear Web Developers, Yes we will accept cookies.. No we don't want notifications from your website Sorry for having ad-blocker enabled. I'll disable. We don't fucking like auto-playing videos. No I don't want any newsletter to spam my mail. Hope it covers?? 12:00 PM Jun 1, 2020 17

Optimisation

Backend Programming Linux Testing

4 years ago 42.5K views 0 shares

Optimisation | test-memes, git-memes, performance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WRITING YOUR PROGRAM IN PYTHON FOR QUICK TURNAROUND WRITING IT IN GEe FOR BETTER PERFORMANCE WRITING VERILOG AND RUNNING ON A FPGA FOR AMAZING PREFORMANCE DESCRIBING IT IN ENGLISH, AND RUN USING YOUR IMAGINATION. GREATEST PERFORMANCE Ungflip.com

He probably thought figma was some sort of ligma joke. Ain't no way he laughed at that reply

Backend Python

1 year ago 24.6K views 0 shares

He probably thought figma was some sort of ligma joke. Ain't no way he laughed at that reply | design-memes, saas-memes, ML-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 7:39 C 4. O Q 4G Cerca su Twitter Accedi Utilizza l'app Elon Musk elonmusk 5h In risposta a iamharaldur Which SaaS contract exactly? Prioritization of what design projects? 118 17. 65 1.581 Halli iamharaldur 5h In risposta a elonmusk Figma. All active design projects. 262 17 54 1.104 Elon Musk elonmusk 5h In risposta a iamharaldur 784 17 466 4.064 DARLINGTON Darlington In risposta a elonmusk e iamharaldur This thread is insanity. Traduci il Tweet 2:30 AM 7 mar 2023 203.048 visualizzazioni 3 Retweet 752 Mi piace 17 ...