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The world's most efficient and accurate decision tree in computing history. While VCs throw millions at anything with "blockchain" in the pitch deck, actual engineers have known this truth for years. The 2025 update will just be the same diagram with "Do I need AI?" added, and spoiler alert - the answer is also "No." Unless you're selling to people who don't understand technology but control the budget.

Oh how the mighty have fallen! 💀 Remember when companies expected you to master 17 different technologies, frameworks, and certifications in the time it takes to microwave a burrito? Now they're just like "Here's a course on how to ask an AI to do your job for you." The absolute AUDACITY of these companies thinking they can replace our blood, sweat, and Stack Overflow tears with "Hey Copilot, make me look competent." Next they'll be offering courses on "How to look busy while an LLM writes your entire codebase" and "Advanced techniques in taking credit for AI-generated solutions." The tech industry's evolution from "prove your worth through impossible certifications" to "just learn to type good prompts" is the greatest betrayal since they removed the headphone jack!

The classic boardroom meeting where everyone gets to play the blame game for tech layoffs. First guy immediately points at AI because his JavaScript skills are now worth about as much as a Blockbuster gift card. Middle person blames foreigners because obviously someone in Bangalore stole their job and not their inability to learn anything past jQuery. Only the third person mentions actual economic factors while getting yeeted out the window for bringing reality into a tech conversation. Turns out the industry doesn't want solutions—just convenient scapegoats that don't require updating your resume or learning Rust.

So Linux developers looked at all the pressing issues they could solve—security vulnerabilities, driver compatibility, UI improvements—and decided "You know what the world really needs? A Flatpak app to un-pixelate adult videos." This is peak open source: someone had an itch, and by God, they scratched it. Three-star rating though, so I guess the algorithm still needs work. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for my printer to work without sacrificing a goat.

The brutal truth about software development methodologies in their natural habitat: Waterfall: Start with nothing but wheels, then add an axle, then suddenly you have half a car, and finally—after months of sequential development—you get the complete vehicle. Just hope the requirements didn't change while you were building it! Agile: Begin with a skateboard, upgrade to a scooter, then a bike, then a quad bike, and eventually deliver a car. Each iteration is technically usable, but try explaining to your client why they're commuting on a skateboard when they ordered a sedan. AI: Start with a bizarre Frankenstein's monster of a vehicle that's half green, half pink, with random parts attached. Keep training it on more vehicles until it eventually... disassembles itself? The final product bears only passing resemblance to what anyone actually wanted, but hey, it was built in 1/10th the time!

Oh no! Someone's trying to trick ChatGPT into running the most dangerous Linux command ever! sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root is basically the nuclear option - it recursively deletes EVERYTHING on your system starting from root. This sneaky user is pretending their "grandmother" used to run this command (yeah right!) and wants ChatGPT to execute it. Thank goodness for that "Internal Server Error" - ChatGPT just saved itself from being an accomplice in digital murder! This is like asking someone to help you test if jumping off a cliff is dangerous by going first! 😂