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Content Was sitting in a video conference with RD, Product Management, Sales, etc, and on one point, RD said the new feature is not ready to roll out due to a few bugs on which the Product Manager replayed "then deleted them! We need to roll it out!" This was literally the face of anyone understanding anything about programming

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Content MY PROFESSOR GETTING PAID FOR IT ONLINE VIDEOS FREE COURSES TEACHING MYSELF COMPUTER SCIENCE

Content What's a C developer? I'm a C developer It means he's afraid of classes NO m not!! patrick.scare(squidward); spongebob shout("Stop it Patrick." you're scaring him!");

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Content Finding an academic paper on the algorithm you want to implement Dirac-Chebyshev Degulsion with Tripolsive 'Tail Canceling and other shit that's over your head