You may not like it, but this is what an ideal blockchain looks like.

Content Touhou on A TUESDAY send (to, from, count) register short to, from; register count; register n (count 7) 8 switch (count 8) case 0: do to from; case 7: to from: case 6: to from; case 5: to from; case 4: to from: case 3: to from; case 2: to from; case 1: to from; while (--n 0); NO! I CAN'T THINK LIKE THAT! Boom" THE GODS WILL SURELY SMITE ME! SANE CHAPTER PAGE 040

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Content THIS IS THE ARCHIVE FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE OBJECTS DEPARTMENT. BUT I DON'T GO IN THERE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL DIZZY. TOM GAULD for NEW SCIENTIST ProdrammerHumor.io

THE AUDACITY! LDAC stands for "Lossless Digital Audio Codec" but then has the absolute NERVE to use lossy compression?! It's like naming your diet soda "Zero Calories" and then finding out it has 50 calories per can! The shocked cat is literally all of us discovering this betrayal - eyes bulging with disbelief at the sheer marketing deception. This is why developers have trust issues, people! Nothing is sacred anymore, not even our audio codecs. The L in LDAC clearly stands for LIES.

Content ME, A NON-PROGRAMMER- A MEME FROM RPROGRAMMERHUMOR POPS UP IN MY FEED OHAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEANS.

Looking at your old code and deciding the only rational solution is to remove your brain, wash it with gasoline, and hope for the best. That feeling when your past self left you a cryptic masterpiece with zero comments and variable names like 'x', 'temp', and 'iSwearThisWorks'. The gasoline is probably more for drinking at this point.