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Content One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy Follow Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. 11:55 AM - 17 Jul 2018

Someone out here really said "self-driving cars? Easy peasy!" and dropped the most catastrophically naive code snippet known to humanity. Just casually solving autonomous vehicle engineering with if(goingToHitStuff) { don't(); } like they just cracked the Da Vinci Code. Tesla engineers spending BILLIONS on neural networks, LiDAR systems, and complex decision trees while this genius over here is like "have you tried... just not hitting things?" Revolutionary. Groundbreaking. Nobel Prize incoming. This is the programming equivalent of telling someone with depression to "just be happy" – technically correct in theory, absolutely useless in practice. Because yeah, if only those silly engineers thought to add a don't() function! Problem solved, pack it up everyone, autonomous driving is DONE.