You may not like it, but this is what an ideal blockchain looks like.

Content rTheMonkeysPaw Posted by uAtomiclizard456 3h I wish to be really good at computer programming 4 3 2 Share if TOP COMMENTS it4 3h Granted. You now have the ability to use Google Reply 9

Content Height caculator tool Input your height 172 Result Your height is 172cm! The guy who made this program: 4999 1 01 5899387 a b 10 11 Tehe 1

That moment when your senior dev abandons ship and suddenly you're staring at legacy code like a toddler with a beard contemplating life choices over iced coffee. You've got the title but none of the wisdom. The codebase is now your problem, and you're still trying to figure out why that one function works at all. Time to start drinking something stronger than coffee and pretend those 3 months of experience totally prepared you for this responsibility.

The top panel shows a terrifying green monster labeled "POINTERS" about to devour SpongeBob, while the bottom panel shows two SpongeBob characters with text: "C/C++ DEVELOPERS" (looking smug) versus "BRO WHO HASN'T SEEN C IN HIS LIFE" (looking terrified). DARLING, let me tell you about the TRAUMA that is pointers! Those little memory-address demons that have C/C++ developers strutting around like they've conquered Mount Doom while the rest of us are LITERALLY DYING of confusion! The audacity of these pointer-wielding wizards to look so smug when the rest of us are having existential crises just trying to figure out why our code is segfaulting for the 47TH TIME TODAY! 💀

Content Universal estimation table very easy: 1h easy: 2h quiet easy: 4h looks quiet easy: 6h average: 8h looks average: 12h no clue: 16h yeah kind of ok: 20h seems to be complex: 24h complex: 30h very complex: 40h can take some time: 48h fuck: 60h yeah looks pretty easv: 80h also you can combine: no clue can take some time, but yeah looks pretty easy 164880 ProdrammerHumor

Content Yours is without a doubt the worst code I've ever run But it runs